| It's sunday night. i'm watching an Inconvenient Truth wondering if Al Gore had to pay for
that fancy macbook pro. I found out today that I only spent 1700US Dollars in the last 8 Months!
thats including books and 500$ for rent, clubbing, transportation, food and shopping generously....
and only 10 hours left until i finish downloading Wrestlemania XXIII ! well anyways. its been about
6 months since i updated,
better write about something good kk? 5,4,3,2,1. game started.
what does this...
have to do with this.
?? answers? anyone???
last week Taiwan decided to give us a week off so I had an opportunity to go to Club Mint.
It's a club under the Taipei 101.
it was a pretty fun night, unlimited alcohol, we had our own couch.
around midnight i stumble into the bathroom.
there's a white man singing some jay chou pissing in a urinal to the left of me. I say...
ｍｅ: hey, 白人. you are a pretty good singer, where are you from?
白: New York... yourself?
me: California... oh what are you doing here?
白: i work here... i'm a stock broker.
(we approach the sink now)
me: oh really. I'm here learning chinese at NTU... I actually interneｄ at smith barney
for a couple months. you have a job for me? (haha....under my breath)
白： ｈｍ．．． ａｒｅ ｙｏｕ ｇｒａｄｕａｔｉｎｇ ｓｏｏｎ？
ｍｅ： ｊｕｎｅ ｗｈｙ？
白： Ｉ’ｍ ａｔ Ｍｅｒｒｉｌｌ Ｌｙｎｃｈ ｉｎ Ｈｏｎｇ Ｋｏｎｇ ｃａｎ ｙｏｕ ｓｔａｒｔ ｔｏｍｏｒｒｏｗ？
（ｈａｈａ．．． ｕｎｄｅｒ ｈｉｓ ｂｒｅａｔｈ）
ｉｆ ｙｏｕ ａｒｅ ｓｅｒｉｏｕｓ ａｂｏｕｔ ｗｏｒｋｉｎｇ ｆｏｒ ｕｓ ｓｅｎｄ ｍｅ ｙｏｕｒ ｒｅｓｕｍｅ
（ｈａｎｄｓ ｍｅ ｈｉｓ ｃａｒｄ） ｍｙ ｎａｍｅ’ｓ Ｔｉｍ，
Ｉ’ｍ ｓｕｒｅ ｉ ｃａｎ ｗｏｒｋ ｓｏｍｅｔｈｉｎｇ ｏｕｔ ｆｏｒ ｙｏｕ． ｙｏｕｒ ｎａｍｅ？
ｍｅ： ｉｔ’ｓ ａｎｄｙ．．． ａｎｄｙ ｌｉｕ．．．ｗｏｗ．．． ｔｈａｎｋｓ ｔｉｍ．．．
Ｔｉｍ： ｌｕｃｋｙ ｙｏｕ．．． ｌｅｔ ｍｅ ｇｅｔ ｙｏｕ ａ ｄｒｉｎｋ．
ｓｏ ｉ’ｖｅ ｂｅｅｎ ｅｍａｉｌｉｎｇ ｔｈｅ ｇｕｙ， ａｐｐａｒｅｎｔｌｙ ｈｅ’ｓ ｔｈｅ ｒｅａｌ ｄｅａｌ．
ｔｈｅ ｊｏｂ ｉｓ ｍｉｎｅ ｉｆ ｉ ｗａｎｔ ｔｏ ｔａｋｅ ｉｔ．
Ｈｏｎｇ Ｋｏｎｇ？ Ｓｔｏｃｋ Ｂｒｏｋｅｒ？ ｗｔｆ．．．．．．．
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| im sick man, fever, coughing, runny nose, stomach problems, and a mosquito actually managed to bite my eye lid...
had to skip 2 days of school, but im good now. 98% chance that ill show up to class tomorrow. and my gf was nice enough to bring me all this food, since i couldnt leave my room, shes so great! and then my uncle gave me 30 oranges even though i hate fruit! and the other day i ate a whole cantelope cuz i dont have a fridge. alright back to homework.
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pretty self explanatory here
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